The only thing that could improve this little pole dancer would be if it gave off a subtle aroma of sadness, desperation and daddy issues.
More Info at Amazon
- It's USB powered for non-obvious reasons
- Will dance along to whatever music you pipe into it (through your "IPOD")
- Clearly labeled "Pole Dancer" on the front, lest you mistake it for something else
Ok, let's break down this product description.
"The USB Pole Dancer is the optimal gift for the person who always wanted to have their own private dancer but never had the means"
I recant what was written above, there is no subtlety to the aroma of sadness and despair.
"Three multi-colored disco lights in the base unit serve to recreate an authentic nightclub atmosphere."
If by "nightclub atmosphere" they mean dingy basement with little more than a pile of empty 2-liters and a outdated stash of porn, then yes.