The Strangest Things You Can Buy on Amazon

One of the side effects of being the world’s largest retailer is that you end up selling some seriously crazy stuff. Some of it is amazingly cool, some of it so bizarre that you have to wonder if anyone’s manning the wheel.

Here’s a collection of our 10 strangest things you can find on Amazon.com.

Prop money photo

#1. Fake Money

Intended for use in movies and advertising, this prop money is incredibly realistic. What can’t you do with a stack of $50,000? If you’re looking for the “straight from the bank”, crisp look, why not just pick up a cool million?

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A cricket

#2. Tattoo Removal Laser

Wanna know what’s worst than drunkenly getting a bad tattoo? Trying to remove it yourself.

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Fish training kit

#3. Fish Training Kit

So, apparently goldfish training is a thing. I have a hard time believing you can train a fish to play basketball or soccer, but with overwhelmingly positive reviews, there must be something here.

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Sigma 200-500 camera lens

#4. A $26,000 Camera Lens

If you’re going to spend 26 grand on a camera lens, it strikes me as unlikely that you’d get it from Amazon. Oh, and the shipping weight is over 100 lbs. Yikes. *Camera not included.

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Ridiculous pen

#5. A $70,000 Pen

If you’re looking for a pen, and not just any pen, but an incredibly expensive yet horribly ugly pen, this one’s for you. Taste not included.

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A cricket

#6. 1,000 Live Crickets

In many countries, crickets are considered good luck. What could be more lucky than having a box of 1,000 shipped to your (or your worst enemy’s) house? Is it bad luck if half of them arrive dead?

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Sheep placenta

#7. Sheep Placenta

I just threw up in my mouth a little bit.

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Fake pregnancy test box photo

#8. Fake Pregnancy Test

There’s nothing more funny than the chills-down-your-spine, panic inducing news that you’re pregnant! Oh, I guess the false elation over discovering that you’ve finally succeeded at reproducing after years of trying… that’s pretty funny too?

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Uranium photo

#9. Uranium

Yes, the world’s largest online store allows you to buy straight-up Uranium. Whether you’re a budding scientist, or an evil villain in training, this stuff could come in handy. Uranium’s half-life is only 4.5 billion years, so buy some now!

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Poo flinging game photo

#10. Poo Flinging Game

“Bro, throwing feces at each other was so much fun, we should totally make it a game and sell it on Amazon.”

“Sweet, dude”

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Ministry of Magic Toilet Decal

#11. Ministry of Magic Toilet Decal

Let you guests know that mystery awaits… at the bottom of your toilet bowl. Huh?

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