Fake Parking Tickets

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Time for a little revenge for those asshole parkers.

  • Fake citation to get back at people who can’t park
  • Great as a gag gift or as a prank.
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“This is not a ticket, but if it were within my power, you would receive two.  Because of your Bull Headed, inconsiderate, feeble attempt at parking, you have taken enough room for a 20 mule team, 2 elephants, 1 goad and a safari of pygmies from the African interior. The reason for giving you this is so that in the future you may think of someone else, other than yourself.  Besides, I don’t like domineering, egotistical or simple minded drivers and you probably fit into one of these categories.

I sign off wishing you an early transmission failure (on the expressway at about 4:30 p.m.).  Also, may the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”

Harsh.

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